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Elder Seth Haynes
Kenya Nairobi Mission
Upper Hill Road
Next To Citigroup
PO Box 46162-00100
Nairobi, Kenya

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Another Week!!!

Another Week!!! 
    Wow time is really flying when your having fun. It so good here. I cant believe Q is the new EQP! Wow good for him. I hope he does a great job. I am so jealous of that Elders Q. I only had the one sunday in that ward, but i laughed harder and felt the spirit more in one sunday than many in the last ward. Its wierd saying ward now, i only know branches! haha But it seems you guys are doing so well and the lord is really providing. I hope things continue to look up. I will do my best to keep up on my end! ha 
   So i feel i havent been telling you much in my letters lately so please continue with the Q's list! That thing is fantastic. So first i just want to tell you about Elder Kiggundu! I love this kid. I have been wanting a comp like him since the get go. I haven't meet a Elder yet who wants to be as obedient as me till now. I am not tooting my horn or anything i am just saying my mission at this point is pretty apostate. I thought i was obedient till he came. We were talking after a lesson this week and we both looked at each other and at the same time said thank you! I haven't felt the spirit as strong on mission than with him. This guys is here to do work!!! I know how important comp unity is and he and i are great proof of that. This transfer is going to be so Good!
     Adam the Rasta is doing great! He comes to church every week and attends institute every saturday. We also are teaching the Branch Pres. aunt. She is also getting baptized march 2 and is so strong. Her daughters are RCs and she has seen the change in them and now we are teaching her son. I cant believe how amazing this church is! You cant come on a mission and then go home and go inactive after seeing ZION!!! haha 
     So before i forget let me answer your questions. Okay so my appartment in Dar is actually a house. Its nice! We have a whole yard. We have a nice A/C and keep out of the heat for a little everyday. My bed though is awful. I am gonna need some serious adjustments when i get home cause my back hurts all day long. Everytime i turn over on the bed it wakes the neighbors. This thing squeaks like no bodies business. You would think we are sacrificing small animals at night when all i am doing is getting up to go to the bathroom. We have an oven though! It doesnt work yet but we have one! haha One thing about TZ is the necessities of life just go away sometimes. Like today we dont have running water so we had to use our food storage water to was our clothes. Yeah be grateful you Americans! So it is really common to go a few days without a shower. Sometimes if we arent  dead tired we will fetch water and boil water and have a good old bucket shower by candle light cause sometimes the power goes for days at a time too! I love this Place! Everyday is an adventure and i have so many awesome stories to tell you guys because of it!
    Meree i would still love easy recipes. Honestly mostly easy desserts! I miss sweets! I am working out allot now so i am gaining a weight back. Amy is doing so good! She is one quality woman! I bet she looks good in a white dress! hahaha just kidding...(kinda) I will put in a good word for you guys so she will come visit again. Man i feel you guys got a better relationship with her than me these days.
     The form of Transport here is large buses called Dola Dolas. Most of the time we are standing and you feel like you have to repent when you get out cause there are like 4 people per sq foot in those things. Oh man i wish you guys could smell what i smell everyday. Its nice!!! haha We have bikes here but Pres doesnt want us to ride cause its to dangerous! So we walk like soldiers. I told you this mission is only for men! Tell PJ i havent gotten his letter yet. It takes like a month longer getting things to TZ. Most guys here are just getting christmas Packages. You still have to hid valuables in creative ways so you dont get charged allot for it. Also make sure there are no price tags on anything as well. We have 2 couples here in Dar. The Worthens and the Nolls. Elder Noll is in the mission Presidency so its like having mini mission pres around. He is a stiff man. He thinks missionaries need to suffer for two years so he gets mad at the worthens when they spoil us with home baked stuff. The worthens are so awesome. They are not as cool as the scotts but a very close runner up. 
      Life is soooo good! i am loving every minute of this great adventure. I promise to have a voice recording for you next week. ( I am currently pointing my littlest finger in a protruding motion towards the computer screen meaning.... Pinky Promise!!!) Man Tanzanians love that! Well i hope this letter was a little better. Oh i sent a disc with pictures on it with a missionary that just got home so you should get that soon in the mail. Oh and i really need that SD card back that i sent so i hope you got that on the way. Oh and i was wondering if you could find a certificate templet to email me. We want to do creative things for the members for feeding the missionaries. haha well i love all of you guys. Keep on Keeping on!!! Tutaonana wiki jio! Kwa heri!
-Mzee Haynes

Monday, February 13, 2012

GOLDEN!!!

Hey its so good to hear from you guys!!!
    Sounds like everyone is doing really well. Thank you so much for the pictures. I am doing really good! My new companion is Elder Kiggundu. He was in my MTC group and we got along really well. I am really excited! He likes to work hard and really thats all that i care about. So last transfer we had split the area in half. So my comp and his previous companion were working one big area then it was made two. So this transfer we were supposed to get 12 new missionaries to the mission but because of document reasons only one made it here. So they now put the area back to one area because we dont have enough elders. So me and my comp are covering two teaching pools for a transfer. Our area is like from gunlock to warner valley. Yeah its rather large! So we are really stressing out but at least my comp will be a ZL with me. We have a great teaching pool right now. We have one investigator named Adam. He is a Rasta looking guy with dreads. Haha he makes me laugh. Anyway this kid is so cool. He is 21 and he contacted us. Then he walked two hours the next day to church. Say it with me GOLDEN!!! He is set for baptism on march 2. He had some intense word of wisdom and law of chastity issues but hasnt done anything since he met us. He loves Bball and said if he had a ball to play with it would keep him busy and away from his lame friends. So i bought a ball and i keep it at the church. So everyday he walks to the church to practice. He also comes twice a week for english class and he comes to the YSA activities every saturday. I love this kid. He speaks perfect english too. haha He calls me Highness like everyone since i have been on mission. He says highness and me are home boys. So everytime we see eachother we bro hug. Yeah i am really black these days. But yeah i am really ready to work hard this transfer. The language is coming a little better now so i am gaining a little confidence. 
       I am still loosing weight. I am running everyday and working out at night. The home we are staying in had a bar and some weights so i am taking advantage. I found protein powder here so dont send that. I am feeling good and enjoying this place. I am just worried that i will get transfered once i get comfortable with the language. I hope that doesnt happen. I think the people are kinder here and much more willing to listen which is hard to top kenya. I love humble people. 
       Matt, i cant believe how successful you are with work right now. I am so grateful to the lord for this. Like i said before he was just testing you guys to make sure you helped get me out here then he would pour out his blessings. I have been so blessed by you guys and dont know where i would be or what i would be doing without your guidance and support. Oh hey i am so jealous of you! Like you get to meet good o'l jeff holland! Man thats been my dream! Oh you better have giving me a shout out and mentioned my name! He is due for another visit to Kenya so i really hope i get to see him. So i got your pictures but they were like microscopic for some reason and went blurry when i made them big. But thanks for taking a picture of SunShine truck stop, Hey did you guys know my mom used to work there. Now i just need you to drive to parowan Mav and hit up nancy and get some FRESH jalapeno cheese bread where its still warm and the bag is still foggy.... oh damn i just drooled all over the key board. shhhhhh then head up the canyon had hit the pot hole after yankee meadows followed by the dry lakes signs that should just ready DRY, then thunder ridge then the big brian head sign and have keaton say... man every time i see that sign i get so excited. hahaha I am missin it. It would just be nice to not sweat for a couple hours. 
    Well i am doing good and oh thank you so much for the stuff being sent you are so awesome! I could use a little deoderant and any chocolate you can find. Reeses butterfingers anything. haha thanks for all you guys do and i love you so so much. I could use a little advice from matt about helping these guys be more obedient. It seems when you try to be a leader and help they reject more. It is not easy i tell you what! What? I just told you! haha Jeff foxworthy. Well again thanks for everything. I will email a voice recording next week!
Elder Haynes

Monday, January 23, 2012

Nakupenda Kabisa!

Mambo! Habari za Leo?
    How is every one doing? Things went well this week. My comp thought i was over planning and over thinking the whole thing but when everything went smooth like a babies bottom he thanked me. Yes meree you teaching me the importance of planning is really paying off. I stress some guys out in our zone but things are working a lot better. Zone conference was so powerful. I got to have a nice chat with Elder Cook and His Wife and learned allot about how devoted these guys are. Every moment of his life is devoted to the Lord. I have a new appreciation for GA's. Oh yeah and our singing in the choir went so good and i really tore it up if i do say so myself. Yeah and Elder Cook commented on my mad skills. haha 
     Oh so the coolest part of the whole week was Madawa, the x muslim i told you about, got the interview and was approved to be baptized! She will be baptized this sunday. She is so awesome and is so excited. President B told here that he would make sure Elder Cook would report her name to Elder Holland that night while they skyped. And he also told her that Elder Cook would make sure Elder Holland reported it to President Monson. It was so powerful to be in the room with those amazing men hearing of the love they had for this young lady who had been waiting so long to enjoy these wonderful blessings.
     The reason it is such a process for people who are leaving islam can be put in physical danger because of their decision to forsake their former religion. It is a really serious thing to a point where we dont go looking for them but only teach them if they approach us. She has had to write like three letters to the area presidency and one from her family saying that she will not be harmed and she has their approval. Pretty serious stuff.
     The language is really hard and i find it really hard to stay positive with it. I get frustrated because most things until now i pick up on really quickly, but this not so. I just have to be patient but its hard not to want it now. I realize guys usually have a few months of language training and it takes about six months before they pick up on it. But that just isnt me. My companion had it down in just a few weeks because his language is almost the same. I will keep trying. I can bear my testimony and pray really well and teach a few principals but thats about it so far. I read the BOM everyday in swahili and it seems to be coming quicker now.
     Meree that is so cool you got to sing in that classy setting. Man i wish i could have been their. We both know i am classy and i would have just fit right in. haha Wow that is so cool Matt got to meet and talk with Holland. Man i hope he comes here before i leave! Wow you guys are just moving up in the world and are pretty classy yourself. That would be really cool if you could keep performing. I know how much you love singing and i still feel bad for being a punk and making fun of you when i was younger. I hope you continue have stuff like that come up. 
      Thank you for letting me know about my card. What is the news on that. Can i have a new one sent? I am sorry you got those checks scammed and i am so glad you got the money back. That is really scary stuff. Speaking of scary stuff, Two Elders were just mugged at gun point in Nairobi on Friday night. The senior companion has only been out 3 months and he is training. Haha poor kid. The new guys have only been here for 3 weeks and he gets mugged. They are fine though. They just took their scriptures and white hand books so hopefully they will get curious and do some reading between beat downs. haha Its not like that though if you know where to be. They were new and learned the hard way. 
       I did receive a package from Aunt Billie. Wow it was so nice. Another bag, Mac and cheese, jolly rachers. Man i am so spoiled. Please thank them for me! I will also write them an email soon. We really have some awesome family, and all this support makes me want to work harder and be a better missionary everyday. I hope i am making the Lord proud. 
      The best part of my week was getting to spend a few days with Elder Pocock. He is like my closest buddy on mission and man we have fun. He was in my MTC group and we are both in TZ now. He is a Zone Leader in Dar. We are so tight. We fill we have known each other forever. It was really cool because in Nairobi President both called is into his office and said Elders we really need your help. The work in TZ is struggling and we need you to turn things around. Talk about pressure. Elder Pocock is such a stud though and had the best trainer in the mission so he does work son! The only problem we have is the language but hopefully that will change soon.
     Well thats my week. I hope things are going well. Thanks for the mango sticky rice recipe. I dont think i will find cocoa lopzr here though. Is there another name for it? Anyway i love you all!!! Nakupenda kabisa!
-Unapenda Elder Haynes

Monday, January 16, 2012

Wow, Busy Stuff!

Hadleys and Other blog readers,
     So i am loving Dar. The work here is a little slow because i am learning the language and we also teach english class twice a week and are in the District choir. Yes meree i finally broke down and am singing in a choir. Only because its freaking awesome and we sing in Swahili which is so awesome. So this week is mission tour/Zone conference/Dars District conference. Wow busy stuff. We are actually performing for the district conference and Elder Cook will be Speaking, Crazy! I really like it though. Wow so we are staying busy from planning ZC to learning the language to teaching a language to visiting all our investigators. Its seems like the busy times is when you make the most memories though. So i love love love my companion. We get along so good. He is such a stud. He goes home in three weeks though which stinks cause this is the first comp i have really hit it off with. Next transfer is kinda stressing me out. The word on the street is i might be training. Wow training a kid and i dont know the language. haha Well the Lord knows best i guess.
      Meree, Wow no way your singing in that thing! Wow way to go. It was funny to read that you are singing again and me i just picked it up. haha Well go get them! Oh so when you meet Elder Holland tell him i say Hi and hope i get to see him here in the great KNM before i go home. He has come here the last two years, so i hope that is a reoccurring pattern. Wow it seems everyone is staying busy busy. I hope you are all staying sane. I am so happy that matt is having such success with work, what a blessing. Oh and im glad you got the package. Sorry it wasnt much but i wanted to send you a little something. But for Amy the reason she hasnt called you back is because she is in Germany! Wow crazy eh? She will be back soon though. But yeah you can either send it to her of just if you see her soon just pass it off.
      We are doing good. We just split our area here so we are just trying to build the teaching pool. We have a recent converts two twin 16 year old daughters who have been given permission from mom to be dunked soon. So we will have a few baptisms coming soon. Also we have been teaching this lady named Madowa. She is an x muslim and has to be interview by President B and Elder Cook to get baptized. So that will happen next week. She is awesome. We eat at her restaurant every day and she comes to church every week. So we got some good stuff coming. The branch here is one of the strongest in the mission. Full of RMs and temple goers. Its really nice to be in such a place of strength. 
      Well thats about all for today. i hope everyone is keepin on! Tell all the family i love Them and meree i am still in need of the mango sticky rice recipe!!!
-Elder Hayes

Monday, January 9, 2012

Dar Es Salaam Here I Come!

Hello Family!!!
     So i was playing Phase 10 last night with some elders when all the sudden the phone rang, Yeah it was president B. The first thing he said is this Elder Haynes, i replied ndio!(yes) He said wow Elder that thick St. George accent has gone, I thought i was talking to your African comp. haha But he said you guys called all worried and what not. I never called. He thought i had called you guys. I quickly let him know that i didnt and i am safe and had no concerns. I was kinda weirded out by the whole thing. Dont worry family i am wearing the breastplate of righteousness and wielding the sword of truth. haha wow that was corny! Dont worry about me! That is weird you got a call though. It might have my last comp to try and get me in trouble funny enough. ha He didnt like me to much cause i made him work. Well i have reached Dar es Salaam. It is just like mombasa here. I actually took a bus from mombasa to Nairobi which was a nice 10 bus ride, then i flew to Dar. That just shows you how big my mission really is, we have to fly to different areas. But what is hard is i was only allowed to bring one suit case under a certain weight so i dont have much here. Oh so my companion is Elder Nyzungu from Zimbabwe. He is a way cool guy. We get along so well. The bad thing is this is his last transfer so i am killing him. Man trunky should not be allow. It is hard but, "these afflictions will be but a small moment." haha So my first sunday i honestly didnt get the warmest welcome here. I translated a simple testimony to give and memorized it. As i stood at the pulpit i froze. I totally for got it! I sat for a second then it came to mind. As i recited it some people started laughing then i pronounced a word wrong then everyone in the congregation began laughing. Man Talk about humbling!!! It was a total other side of heaven experience. Members came up after and made fun. These people and serious about the language. Man my second day here people are blasting me saying i need to learn faster. They were comparing me to other white missionaries who had been here for a long time and were at the end of their missions, that just made me more frustrated. So with a dead comp and not much happening in this area i am just going to study study study! One great thing about Tz is the chips mayia. It is whisked eggs poured over a skillet of fries and cooked to perfection. Served with pili pili and tomato sauce which is like a jalapeno/ketchup sauce. So so good. Remind me to make it when i get home! Oh also i have been made the Zone Leader here in Dar! haha wow talk about overwhelming. A zone leader who doesnt know the language. And its the biggest zone in the mission wth two districts. The Lord is teaching me right now. Also, next week is mission tour. So the area 70 from SA is coming here to Dar for mission tour. His name is Elder Cook. He actually spoke this last conference. Meaning I have to plan the whole program and get the whole thing catered cause all the missionaries in tz are coming. Lots of responsibility! Wow so enough about poor old me. haha Tell Everyone sorry, i havent been able to write until now. Things are busy busy. Wow tell bronzen thats what having a little brother is. Remind him that he used to follow me around the house and when i got frustrated and turned around he quickly said "so where are WE going" I was like WE? haha he will learn. I am so glad i had a younger sibling. Meree i am glad you are taking a semester off of school. Its nice to get a break every now and then. I hope this SOS club you got going stays strong. Sadly it will never be as good as SLAM. Pole Sana. Thanks for notifying my bank for some reason i just knew that would be a problem in the future so i thought i would take care of it asap. Well we are headed to the beach to place soccer so i will let you know more next week! I love you guys and thanks for being worried about me! ;)
-Love Elder Haynes

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Happy New Year Missionary Style!

Shikamoo !!!
      First off i am so sorry! Christmas and New Years are so big here we didnt get a chance to email until now because the cybers are ALL closed! So i am soooo sorry but there is really not much we could do. Tell everyone i am sorry and i will write once i reach my new area.(AMY;) But yes this week has been a rollercoaster for us. Baptisms transfer news etc. Luckily we ended on such a high note. My heart sank when i heard i was leaving my home here in Mombasa, but dar is as close as you can get to Mbs so its okay. We have 8 more baptisms I am leaving behind that will take place on Jan 22nd. I am sad but the Lord knows better. Man it was such a blessing to see a Husband and Wife enter the waters of baptism. Can life get better? I submit that it can NOT! Man i love this work. Its addicting. Its like JENGA! haha Well i am leaving for Nairobi on Wednesday and taking a 10 bus ride. Then spend a day there getting all my documents to travel to TZ. Then i will fly to Dar on friday. Seriously this mission is so darn big. I am so excited to be teaching in Kiswahili. Here we speak kidogo(a little bit) just to help them understand. But there its their official language. 
       So for New Years i invited all the elders over to our flat and we had a little BBQ. I marinaded steak red and green peppers, onions etc. With my awesome christmas present, Stubbs beef marinade. We got a little grill and made the best kabobs kenya has ever seen. Man what would these boring elders do with out me. Man it was soooo good! We even bought a fresh pinapple. Mmmmmm... so good! Then we stayed up and played Phase 10, and Monopoly. Yeah i havent slept much lately.
      But i am doing good things are rolling. I like change, it motivates. Sadly i am killing another companion. His name is Elder Nyzungu from Zimbabwe. I think President gives me dying missionaries so i kick them in the butt, but man it is hard. I will keep up my spirits though. I only get head aches if i dont drink enough so i am sure to stay hydrated. I am happy the scotts let you know about things though cause i havent been able to communicate. Oh which reminds me and this is very important, I need someone to notify our bank that i will use my card in TZ. I didnt tell them that i would be there, so if i use it it will lock the card. Also my card expires soon in april so is there anyway i can get another one sent and when i receive it can be activated. Sorry i am a pain i know but i really appreciate it. I got your christmas card, Man we are a good looking group if i do say so myself. I havent recieved anymore packages but i will see when i got to Nairobi. I did get Amys package. Wow talk about spoiled. I wont talk to much about it though cause i have a voice recording i will send here that will express my appreciation. I dont think i need anything else soon except that bank stuff. 
         Well im sorry its not to long today. I hope everyone is well and i love you all so much. 
-Love Elder Haynes

Ps I know i am terrible at getting back to some of you. Just know i get your letters and i am grateful for the blog to keep you updated. I am trying to respond to all but sometimes we are very limited on time.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

From The Scott's


Jambo,
  We knew we couldn't keep him here forever, but it would have been nice.   Transfers are the worst when the missionaries are
awesome & we are not doing well with Elder Haynes leaving Mombasa.  Things are "fired up" here & doing so well, we hate it
to slow down at all.  But next week, about Wednesday, we will be loosing Elder Haynes & Harper.
  I think Elder Haynes is excited about learning "pure" Kiswahili.   The saints can speak Kiswahili in TZ & the missionaries are
expected to speak it.   They say that in TZ Swahili was born.  In Kenya Swahili was "raised" & in Uganda the language "dies"
  There are 2 couples in Dar, they are both great .  It's still very hot & humid there, but he's used to
it now & the flats are air conditioned as well.  He'll probably tell you all about it tomorrow with e-mail, but we just thought we'd
send some pictures of his last Sunday in Mombasa.  Six people were baptised today, so it was a good Sunday & he'll leave
on a high!!
  Again it has been delightful to get to know him & we hope to keep in touch forever!!
He's one of the shining stars here in this mission so wherever he goes, the area will do well.
Safe Journeys & the best for 2012
 Love, The Scott's